Things Overheard at Thanksgiving
"You've been been selfish for the last eleven years. No, no, no. You've been selfish for the last thirty years.""You're delusional."
"While she's still alive, I don't want to upset your grandmother. But once your grandmother dies, you can go too."
"I feel sorry for this poor guy you're marrying."
You know what I'm thankful for? Coming the fuck home.
posted by DJ Heavy D @ 1:27 PM
1 Comments:
D, call us when you can. Just want to check in. Michelle is calling you right now.
If you want to come over and just de-stress, you are totally welcome.
Sending good thoughts.
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