Thirtysomething

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Me: Do you think on your way out you can take out the trash?
R: Well, I'm leaving in a minute...
Me: So am I.
R: Why can't you take it out?
Me: Because I don't want to be late. Mass is at noon, which is like, 3 minutes from now.
R: Well, I'm meeting the guys at noon too.
Me: So?
R: So why can I be late, but you can't be late?
Me: Because I'm going to visit GOD, and you're going to a BAR.
R: Hey, you worship in your way, I'll worship in mine. Don't be persecuting me.

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 7:26 AM