Thirtysomething

An Open Letter to Bruce Springsteen

Dear Bruce,

When we tune into VH1's "Storytellers" we want to hear you sing your songs, as well as tell us a little ditty about the inspiration for them. Singing one line of a song, then explaining it, then singing another line, then explaining it, so on and so forth, is a bit of overkill. We're not THAT dumb.

We tune in to hear you sing, not your wife. "Brilliant Disguise" is not a duet. Plus, the way she looks at you while you're singing is creepy. Please refrain from bringing her onstage.

Sincerely,
Boom

P.S. Has anyone mentioned that you're starting to look a lot like Bob Dylan?

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 6:50 AM