Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Another Open Letter

Dear John Mason,

Yesterday I wrote you a letter of apology, because I jumped the gun and assumed you had some part in your fiancee's disappearance. I was wrong. The country rallied behind you and sympathized with you that your fiancee would do such a thing to you, to humiliate you like that.

But now I'm hearing that you say that the wedding's still on, as far as you're concerned. With all due respect, sir, you're a glutton for punishment. If you're set on marrying this self-absorbed creature, I have one word for you: elope.

Sincerely,
Boom

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