Thirtysomething

An Open Letter

Dear Pampers,

I've been using your products since my son was born and just recently started buying him size 3 diapers. He's not yet nine months old. However, I couldn't help but notice that instead of baby versions of Sesame Street characters (which are cute) that were on size 1 and size 2, size 3 has the regular characters. Is this to indicate that he is now a big boy? Considering he will be in diapers for at least the next year and a half, I don't think it's too much to ask to leave baby characters on the diapers just a little bit freaking longer.

Screw you,
DJ Heavy

P.S. Regular Elmo is ugly.

Labels: baby, not the mama

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 8:30 AM