Monday, May 21, 2007


So I went to a bridal shower yesterday, where the maid-of-honor gave the bride a hot pink vibrator. At the shower. The shower held at a very nice restaurant with elderly relatives in attendance. Which was only mildly worse than the hand towel that featured the outline of a naked man and woman and read "For After Sex Cleanup." We had to try to find Aunt Sissy her smelling salts.

The vibrator, by the way, came with a remote control. Just in case you're too lazy to do the work yourself.


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