Thirtysomething

Is it Friday Yet?

I'm looking forward to this weekend. One of my good friends is coming into town. Which is fun in and of itself. Plus we're going to have a good laugh at me trying on bridesmaid's gowns. Heather and I have very different tastes, so it will make for an interesting day. Unfortunately, for being a major city, Philly has a dirth of bridal stores, particularly in Center City. So we're going to "the northest", Elkins Park and Wynnewood. We're going to spend more time in the car than looking at dresses. Then we're going to down as many cosmos as humanly possible. Sounds like a plan, right?

Also, I'm enjoying the news of Britney's pregnancy immensely. Because over the next 9 months, that girl is going to get BIG AS A HOUSE. Not nearly as big as she'll get when Kevin leaves her, but still. It's like watching a train wreck. It's like watching white trash.

And I wholeheartedly agreed with Andy Borowitz who said this morning on CNN, "The dark side of this is that Kevin Federline is reproducing at an alarming rate." Right on. Kevin is total slimy leech--he's only 26 and will have 3 children by 2 different women? He's totally not using you, Brit. Yeah, right.

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 6:49 AM