Thirtysomething

Completely Inappropriately Funny

So Ron and I are talking about the Conclave yesterday and about how the Sistine Chapel is swept for bugs and other electronic devices. The following conversation ensues:
R: I think Fox should tape the Conclave.
Me: You know the whole area is swept for stuff like that, right? There's no way Fox could tape it. And imagine if they did somehow? They would be fried.
R: Well I think they should tape it. Fox will air anything. In fact, they should send in a fake Cardinal to sit in with all the other Cardinals.
Me: Oh right. You think the other Cardinals wouldn't notice that there was a fake Cardinal among them?
R: There's lots of Cardinals, they haven't all met each other. Some of them don't even speak the same language. Fox could make it happen.
Me: You're a nut.
R: They could make a whole show about it. Have the fake Cardinal say stuff like he was only going to vote for a Pope who has back hair. Call it "My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Cardinal" or something.

So very, very wrong.

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 6:13 AM