Thirtysomething

The Drunken Christmas Tree

You know how when you get a real tree home and untie it, there's that "fall-out" period when the branches fall down lower and make the tree look fuller? Yeah, ours did that only on one side. So one side is really full and the rest of the tree is sort of smushed. Actually, it looks sort of like a drunken Christmas tree now that it's decorated. But that could be attributable to the white russians I was drinking last night.

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 6:58 AM