Conversations: Size Matters
Me: So I told you that he's shorter than I am right?M: Yes, you told me.
Me: Like really shorter?
M: (silence) What do you mean?
Me: Like that kid that D-was friends with in college.
M: Oh no. That kid was shorter than me!
Me: Yeah, well that's what I'm talking about. He's decidedly shorter than me. No question about it.
M: Really?
Me: Absolutely. His whole family is tiny.
M: Unlike your family.
Me: Completely unlike our family.
M: Thank God your brother won't be there.
Me: You're telling me.
posted by DJ Heavy D @ 6:11 AM
1 Comments:
I wish I could see her face when she sees how short he is.
Oh, you're going to have such a day!
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