Thirtysomething

Conversations

A conversation with R and I on Sunday:

Me: I'm worried about D-
R: Why?
Me: Because she went on a date and I haven't heard from her.
R: So?
Me: So, she would totally call me after a date to tell me how it went.
R: She's an adult, she doesn't need to check in with you.
Me: But I called her twice yesterday and she hasn't called me back.
R: So?
Me: So the date was on Friday! It's SUNDAY! She was going to see him in some bumble-nowhere town! She could be locked in the trunk of a car somewhere!
R (looking thoughful): Hmmm.... OR she could be having a weekend of great sex and wishing you would quit calling her.
Me (sighing): Honestly.

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 7:54 AM