Thirtysomething

Update

So I'm in my office's kitchen the other day and I see a brown, round knob type thing in the middle of the floor. I look at one of my employees and say, "Is that poison? That looks like poison." She didn't know. I grab the property manager, and ask, "What's that? Because it wasn't there yesterday. Is it poison?"

"Umm, yeah, that's poison. Sure looks like it."

"Why is it in the middle of our kitchen?"

"Um, the exterminator didn't put it there. He put it behind the fridge."

"You mean a mouse moved that all the way out here?"

"Yeah. You know what else? That was originally a rectangle."

"Huh. I guess we don't have a mouse problem anymore."

"Wouldn't think so."

posted by DJ Heavy D @ 7:56 AM